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LOL Friday! Married Humor…
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not...
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LOL Friday! Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks…
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, ‘Edna, “I’d like to ride in that helicopter’ Edna always replied, ‘I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty...
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LOL Friday! Oh, the best plans…
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn’t get some loving...
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LOL Friday! A few jokes to start your weekend (I apologize in advance; lol)…
The Honeymoon… A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they...
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LOL Friday! Have you been drinking?…
Have you been drinking? Brendan staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he...
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LOL Friday! The Bridge Club Meets Every Thursday…
The Bridge Club Meets Every Thursday… This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home...
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LOL Friday! Newlyweds, Late in Life…
Newlyweds, Late in Life… Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob...
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LOL Friday! RIP Joe…
RIP Joe… Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. “Well, I’m sure Joe would be...
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LOL Friday! A couple of married jokes…
Butt Measurement A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than...
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LOL Friday! Dead Again…
DEAD AGAIN A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find...
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